Instructions for properly hugging a baby (from a dog's point of view):
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found
was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing
techniques.
was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing
techniques.
3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.
actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' = Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so
as to achieve the best photo quality.
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so
as to achieve the best photo quality.
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